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Eclectic DVD presentsJesus Christ Vampire Hunter
(2002)
"The First Testament says: 'An Eye For an Eye.' The Second Testament says: 'Love Thy Neighbor.' The Third Testament...Kicks Ass."- promotional tagline
Stars: Phil Caracas, Muirelle Varhelyi, Ian Driscoll, Jeff Moffet
Other Stars: Josh Grace, Jason McMaster, Tim Devries
Director: Lee Demarbre
MPAA Rating: Not Rated for (violence, some gore, some nudity)
Run Time: 01h:21m:54s
Release Date: 2003-01-28
Genre: black comedy
Style Grade |
Substance Grade | Image Transfer Grade | Audio Transfer Grade |
Extras Grade |
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B | B | C- | C | B- |
DVD Review
In all the great biblical epics, Jesus Christ is typically portrayed as the calm, unflappable soul of all things good and great. Heck, in a few of those epics, you never even get to see Jesus, lest his holy visage melt the very film onto which he is being portrayed. Tired of the boring, old portrayals of Jesus? Look no further than Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, a loveable little modern fable about how Christ returns to Earth to flatten the souls of some evil vampires intent on robbing our cities of all the lesbians they can find! Actually, that requires a little explanation. Set in modern day Canada, this film begins with the premise that Ottawa is being drained of its lesbian population by some mysterious force. When a certain Catholic priest suspects the truth is a vampire invasion, he calls upon the big guns to deal with it. Jesus Christ, busy trying to re-insert himself into society so he can bring about another religious uprising, is called forth to help to battle with the undead, using not only his inner spirit but his ability at kung-fu as well.Jesus tries to rally all the people of Earth to help him, but when they find out he's battling vampires (through an elaborate musical number), he's only left with a few allies, one of whom is famous Mexican wrestler-slash-superhero, El Santo! He modernizes himself a bit (complete with ear piercings) and sets forth on his quest with additional ally, Mary Magnum. The problem is, these vampires can walk around in the daytime thanks to skin grafts given to them by a mad scientist. What's a deity to do? Kick some serious vampire butt, that's what. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, at first glance, might appear to just be a simple parody of those badly dubbed, 1970s-era kung-fu flicks you may have seen on nighttime theater as a kid, but it actually has a lot more to it. To begin with, rather than just taking the easy route and using Jesus Christ as a big, never-ending gag character, the film wisely doesn't rely on him for all of the jokes. In fact, rather than offending people, the humor here is very firmly rooted in the serious portrayal of Jesus and his order of fellow vampire-knowledgeable friends.
Having fun with its '70s exploitation-style influences, the movie also wears its low budget proudly on its sleeve, and adds only more levels to the charm of the project; no one should ever say a bad word about this film just because it's appallingly low budget. In fact, it's probably the best "homemade" project I've seen in some time. It's a satire, but not so much so that it makes you gag, and it's not some amazingly pretentious film that serves only its creator's purpose. Instead, it's a big joke that, admittedly might not work for everyone, but is just a blast to watch. It does have one teensy flaw, though: it's a little too long in places. Other than that, you can look forward to a thoroughly entertaining, goofy, and often stupid (and I mean that lovingly) vampire flick that's better than anything a certain stake-wielding cheerleader can come up with. Got Jesus?
Rating for Style: B
Rating for Substance: B
Image Transfer
One | |
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Aspect Ratio | 1.33:1 - Full Frame |
Original Aspect Ratio | no |
Anamorphic | no |
Image Transfer Review: Shot on home cameras and what looks to be 8mm or 16mm filmstock, the movie obviously is not of the best quality. There is a lot of source damage and a few scenes where the developing did not go as planned. This really didn't bother me, and actually added to the charm of the film, but unfortunately the disc encoding doesn't make the issue any better. There's massive amounts of artifacting in many of the scenes, especially those with wild camera work. The compression could have been done much better, in my opinion.
Image Transfer Grade: C-
Audio Transfer
Language | Remote Access | |
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DS 2.0 | English | yes |
Audio Transfer Review: The audio has its share of problems, much as one might expect from the source material, but thankfully it doesn't hurt the film much as the music was mastered well and the dialogue, purposefully dubbed, is easy to hear and understand. That said, expect what you might from something made on a home film camera.
Audio Transfer Grade: C
Disc Extras
Static menu with musicScene Access with 40 cues and remote access
2 Original Trailer(s)
1 Feature/Episode commentary by Director Lee Demarbre, writer Ian Driscoll, actors Phil Caracas, Josh Grace, and Josh Moffet.
Packaging: Amaray
Picture Disc
1 Disc
1-Sided disc(s)
Layers: single
Extra Extras:
- Interviews
- Outtake reel.
Extras Grade: B-
Final Comments
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter easily joins the ranks of such classic , low-budget 'cult' films as Basket Case and Night of the Living Dead as a fun little horror movie designed to be anything but serious. It showcases some real filmmaking talent, though, and I anxiously look forward to the next project these guys turn out.Dan Lopez 2003-01-29